Awful First Dates by Sarah Wexler

Author:Sarah Wexler [Wexler, Sarah]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Published: 2012-07-06T20:07:23+00:00

CHILD’S PLAY

He picked me up for our lunch date and drove us to a house. It turned out that the home belonged to his family, and that day his little brother was having his tenth birthday party. What we did on our "lunch date": watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a bunch of ten-year-olds, watched them jump on the trampoline, and then we sat around the table with them while his mother served us pizza.

THAT ISN’T KOSHER

He told me that he couldn't have dinner with me because there were no kosher restaurants in my neighborhood. I'm Jewish too, but the I-eat-bacon-and-haven't-been-to-synagogue-since-my-Bat-Mitzvah kind. We agreed on dessert in his neighborhood instead, and over a piece of Rabbi-approved chocolate cake, I asked about his favorite books, movies, sports, music. He didn't like any of them. For fun, he said, he went to synagogue. I told him that we probably wouldn't make a great match, but he gazed into my eyes and told me that people can change. He walked me home in dead silence and, at my front stoop, took my hand. "I'm ready for a family," he said. "Are you?"

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